Growing up,
I knew I was different from all the other kids.
Oh, not different in some kind of tragic sense, not by any means. My friends all loved hanging around my house,
not because I had the newest most exciting toys, or the most trendy clothing,
oh no, nothing like that at all. We
didn’t even have cable until I was a teenager!
While other kids were watching MTV, I was raptly listening to my mother,
learning from her humor, wit, and mischievousness. This made my home appealing to my friends,
and the friends of my sister. I have a confession to make though. What our friends saw growing up, was pretty
tame compared to what we knew from the inside.
These are the stories we experienced and that were passed down from
M.O.M. Yes, My Outrageous Mother.
Having
thought about this for a long time, I realized that there are categories to
M.O.M. There are the Experiments in
Devious Conducts of Humor, Spontaneous Acts of Unintentional Humor, and
Wickedly Funny Witticisms.
By the way, names have been changed to protect the guilty, and they've been changed a LOT to protect the really guilty.
By the way, names have been changed to protect the guilty, and they've been changed a LOT to protect the really guilty.
Love your style of writing & look forward to reading more!
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